All Hail the Great Chocolate Phallus: the Ultimate Diet Aid

This ad for Boost chocolate bars is one of the most bizarre sights I have beheld in some time.  Are these nubile gals and muscle bound guys worshipping some great chocolate phallus?  The object in question might just as easily be interpreted as a giant turd.  The fawning, adoring looks on their faces as they stroke the firm brown shaft is so comical; I almost lost control of my car more than once while driving past a billboard bearing this image.

You can keep diet pills and laxatives.  Seeing this image for any length of time would have to be the ultimate diet aid.  It will be a long time before I even look at a chocolate bar again, let alone eat one.

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